Pet Peeve 1:
By: Jimmy on January 5, 2010 in Uncategorized. Comments (2)
-MSN CONVERSATION-
(Random = Usually someone I dislike)
Random: hey
Me: Hey!
Random: sup
Me: Not muuuch, how about you?
Random: nm nm hbu?
Me: …Not too much.
Random: so wats new?
Me: Nothing really. Anything new with you?
Random: no
Random: so…
Random: how r u?
Me: …I’m not bad, but my mood is getting worse by the second! How the eff are you?! I’m going to guess you’ll say something along the lines of “fine.”
Random: LOL fine i guess
Random: soooo…
Random: …
Me: NO. I am not going to make conversation with you, since I quite clearly dislike you! If you haven’t picked up on that, please refer to my generic responses where I didn’t really even answer your redundant questions. Also, I would consider investing in proper grammar and punctuation. It’s fun, easy to do, and would make people hate you a little less! Also, there is no need to put LOL in all capitals. Shocking although it may be, I do know what LOL stands for. LOL. In closing, if you so desperately want to speak with me, feel free to make the conversation yourself, although saying “sooo…” is very intriguing! That is all.
Random: …LOL kk.
STEEEEEEEEAK!
By: Jimmy on January 3, 2010 in Uncategorized. Comments (1)
Everyone’s blogging today, so I figured I should as well. It’s quick though, because I’m in a bad mood and want to watch the office.
- My Christmas was great!
- New Years was fun. I don’t drink.
- Chatham was really fun. I enjoy going to Chatham. I fit in well with my Mom’s side. Not so much my Dad’s.
- I love The Office. Season 4 is a huge win.
- I don’t want to go to effing school tomorrow.
- To quote Umbridge, “The one thing I will not stand for is disloyalty!”
- Me and Brynn went to see My Mother’s Lesbian Jewish Wiccan wedding today. It was hilarious, and really well done. Thank you Brynn for the tickets. She’s my girlfriend. Love her. Our relationship’s great, thanks for asking! Only she would get the title.
That is all.
3 DAYS. THREE. THAT IS ALL.
By: Jimmy on December 21, 2009 in Uncategorized. Comments (5)
I love Christmas break. Love. It. Today was the first day, and LET ME TELL YOU, it was a party. “Why was it a party?!?!1″, you may be asking. Well, LET ME TELL YOU, it was a party, because I attended the Davison residence, not to be confused with Davidson (although that is what spell check prefers). However, it’s been forever since I last blogged, so I’ll get to that last.
Chapter 1: December 18th
This was our last day of school, which is always a party. Sawchuk’s class got pretty wild with some crazy games of hangman, and then making party hats in drama was a blast. Renner, being Renner, didn’t notice a thing, and then stood there and talked at us (being Clinton, Tonya, Rebecca, Alex, and I). Something I’ve noticed about Renner: He talks incessantly about his own random crap, and when someone replies with something they find interesting, he says “…ya. But back to what I was talking about…” NO ONE CARES RENNER. He’s such an effer. French was fun, mainly due to the chocolate milk (<– life of every party), and then I did not attend world history because I hate Kukwa. And because of the assembly. Really Nicole and I sat in the SAC office dancing to Christmas music for forty-five minutes, then played it over the PA, then sat and watched the assembly. I’d give it 7/10 wushes.
The REAL highlight of the day was after school, because that was Mac’s birthday. We all wore party hats, went to Starbucks, and had a fantastic celebration.
Mac was thrilled the entire time. Lady Harlock then drove us home, and we found Darren on the way. He came along for the d
rive.I actually have no idea whether I did anything or not this night, so we’ll leave that up to your imagination.
Chapter 2: December 19th
This has been my favourite day so far. We had our group Christmas, hosted by Harlock Manor. There was a lot of foods, so it was pretty much a guaranteed success. I also got a chance to go on the muff, so that exponentially improved the night. The following is a list of stuff people bought me, in order of opening.
Tanya Butting: A book on WORLD HISTORY. Oh wait, isn’t that the course KUKWA teaches me? Why yes it is. Thank you Tonya.
Latin Lover: The book “The art of cheating”. It’s hilarious, and actually really interesting. The first chapter is titled: “Faking an orgasm!” Guaranteed success.
Smil: Glee Volume 2. And chocolate. I wonder how she knew to buy me the Glee cd!
Lucas: Aeropostale shirt. Can’t go wrong with that, and I’m wearing it right now.
Rubbish: Glee volume 1! I seriously had no idea what it was until I unwrapped it.
Clinton: Pajama pants. Love. Wearing them now.
Nico Woz: Chicago and Mike and Ikes. I just finished eating the box of them. Now I’m kinda sad.
The Atomic Chud: A green bluenotes shirt and… a scented candle! Creative!
Thanks y’all. Kind of amazing presents from everyone. Not that any of you spent more than ten dollars or anything!
Chapter 3: December 20th
My family Christmas. Nothing exciting to report. That tells you something.
Chapter 4: December 21st
TODAY! Just kidding, today ended two minutes ago. Now it’s… tomorrow. Whatever. I went shopping with my mother for most of the morning, and then got dropped off at the secret HQ of the Atomic Chud! I’m her self proclaimed sidekick, since we went on a quest for smartfood. Nikkers was there, as was Clinton. Someone who was not present: NATE! I was disappointed for a bit, but then realized how nice it was without him there. We could actually sit in Courtney’s room, and NOT be interrupted with frequent comments regarding Nate’s penis! We also didn’t get the wonderful opportunity of seeing his butt… again. Love Nate. Rhonda didn’t end up having cookie day today, which was pretty disappointing, but she still made spaghetti. Which was good. And Thony was very funny during this meal. ALSO, I’m re-addicted to Lost. Me and Zill may be having a marathon tomorrow. Which I guess is actually today. Either way, I think it’s a good show again, and am very excited to watch more of it.
Now I’m very tired, and this may be my longest blog yet! I’m really glad we all have blogs actually. It’s more fun blogging when lots of other people are and are going to read it. Anyways, sleep now. goodnight tweeps x
21 days.
By: Jimmy on December 3, 2009 in Uncategorized. Comments (2)
I still hate Kukwa. Glee was kinda dispappointing last night, but some scenes were very good. I’d give it 3.5/5 golden wushes. I desperately need to go Christmas shopping, because it’s coming much quicker than I expected it would. I’m feeling incredibly excited, and also slightly “IM EFFING SCREWED I DONT KNOW WHAT I’M BUYING PEOPLE.” The S, D, W, E, F, and R keys on my keyboard are all sticky from an effing orange. Dear future self, IF YOU ARE EATING RIGHT NOW, STOP! IT WILL BUG YOU IN THE FUTURE. Sincerely, past self. When i saw ’self’ I thought ‘elf’, which is a fantastic Christmas movie. But nothing tops The Year Without a Santa Claus. =A Classic, but the good variety of a classic, as opposed to “It’s a wonderful boring, mediocre and relatively-crappy life”. My effing ears just started ringing very loudly and I detest that. EFF YOU EARS. Dear anyone reading this, Buy me a creative Christmas present. Sincerely, Jimmy. Brynn is driving me tomorrow morning. Which always makes my mornings. Love her. I’m going to go watch the office now. “A Benihana Christmas” to be precise. Dwight brings in a dead goose and Michael brings in two azn highschool girls as his dates. The witchbuh brings in her baby and Phyllis brings an oven mitt.
QUACK. AFLAC. That is all.
Dear…
By: Jimmy on November 15, 2009 in Uncategorized. Comments (0)
Heads up, this blog will be written in letters. I know, different from my usual style! What can I say. I’m feeling crazy tonight.
Dear Susan Sawchuk,
Thank you for being available for extra help, and I appreciate that you let me come into class late every single day. However, kindly learn how to teach sometime in the near future, because you assign homework that is completely unrelated from the note you previously gave for the lesson. Also, don’t invent completely new questions for your effing tests. That’s just stupid.
Dear Daniel Kookz,
You are a dickhead. Quote, my Dad and Lord Harlock. The following is a list of things I have compiled for you that could help in order for students to actually like you (besides PBH):
- Stop giving out weekly summatives
- Stop thinking that your class is our only and most important one
- Stop EFFING talking about University
- Stop thinking you’re the best teacher in the school
- Do not give out Rs for not footnoting
Have a nice day.
Dear Jim and Arafat,
Jim, just so you know, I like you more. However, of all the effing jobs in Canada, do not be a driving instructor if you can’t even speak our language. No, screaming at me is not a fun alternative to speaking. Something not constructive whatsoever: “TURN TURN USE YOUR STEERING FASTER FASTER WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” Although saying that three times per lesson is quite a party.
Sincerely, Jimmy
In other not-so-ranty news, I’ve been doing pretty good, thanks. We had a class trip for drama to Toronto on Friday, and it was ridiculously fun. I also saw A Christmas Carol last weekend which was amazing, and made me want to live in Charles Dicken’s era. I think B-chick and I are going to see it again actually. Now better than the actual movie itself are the 3-D glasses. I popped the lenses out and now wear them all around my house. I don’t really know why, but for some reason I feel the need to wear them for hours at a time. Kooky! (<- They say that a lot in The Year of Secret Assignments. More specifically, Emily Thompson does. Jaclyn Moriarty wrote it. Her new book is published but comes out in effing JUNE here. Its already out in Australia! I’m thinking of Ebaying it, but the covers are nicer looking in North America, so I cant decide.)
Considering this blog is now longer than my French essay that took me hours, I’m going to cut it off here. I’ve kinda realized that this blog turned into your average 6:00 news show. Loads of negative, a tiny bit of positive, and a healthy amount of pointless. This is Jimmy, signing off.
Auditions and a couple lists
By: Jimmy on October 20, 2009 in Uncategorized. Comments (0)
4:54
Fun fact: The last thing I do with a new blog post is title it. So right now I have no idea what this one will be called.
4:55
I haven’t updated in a looong time. So here is a fun and quick summary of my past few weeks:
- Kooky Kookz has given us approximately seven million new projects (World History rules my life)
- I had three Thanksgivings (refer to Brynn’s blog for details)
- I have an addiction to Mario Party
- Sarah Chadwick had a party. I was a pirate.
- Everyone is going for a sick victory lap
- I re-read “Be more Chill” and am now re-reading The Edge Chronicles. I need new books.
- EFFING PAWLOWSKI IS LEAVING
- We had play auditions, but that deserves a whole seperate spot to talk about
- I am set designer for Esther (Note to self: Read that tonight)
- I no longer feel the need to do homework
That just about summarizes my life over the past few weeks.
5:02
It actually feels weird to type a time that isn’t 11:__ or 12:__. I pretty much always blog before I go to bed. So auditions were last Wednesday and Thursday, and LET ME TELL YOU, not a fun experience. The first day was dancing, which actually turned out to be quite the party. Me and Courtzilla (adopted that name) practiced together and then performed alongside each other. We make magic happen. HOWEVER, we actually did decently, so we were worried we might end up in High School Musical. …Which I didn’t. But Courtney might! Heeheehee. That day, Clinton was all “BLAHBLAHBLAH I HATE SINGING I DONT WANT TO DO IT BLAH!” But me and Courtney convinced him to. The next day though, I felt the exact same way, because the song was awful. It wasn’t in my range whatsoever. And was cheesy. So then I felt the same way as him. So I just kinda mumbled the entire song and said that Ephrami and some random were too loud for me! Too bad! Then there was acting, which I think I did alright, but I’m starting to doubt myself now. The longer it is after auditions, the worse I feel about how my audition went. It’s weird, and annoying. But I hope I make it. I think the list will be put up sometimes this week.
5:18
Here is a fun list of things happening in my life ATM:
- Yet another effing Kukwa project
- The Haunted house (L)
- Other SAC stuff
- Math is stressful, and a French essay on top of that
- Attempting to get a job
- Painting my room
- Reading Esther
That was more for me than you. It helps me stay organized.
5:31
I’m actually going to go read Esther now before I forget to.
5:32
Hmm…
By: Jimmy on October 5, 2009 in Uncategorized. Comments (1)
8:30
I can`t decide whether I should blog, or do my math homework OH MY EFFING GOD THE SYMBOLS ARE BACK. PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIÉ!
8:47
I figured it out! 
It turns on by accidentally pressing control+function+right shift. It’s so random. AND I also figured out that they’re all french symbols. The é should’ve been a bit of a hint, but apparently not. So now I can type all of my nonexistent french essays!
8:49
Speaking of French, French is a witchbuh. It’s unnecessarily difficult, mainly because of Pawlowski. I mean she’s a good teacher, but she kind of contradicts all her stupid rules a lot. And when I try to call her on it (eg. today), there’s aaaaalways a reason why that rule actually does make sense! Moral of the story: The entire French language is filled with irregulars and exceptions and should be extinct. The end.
8:52
Something else that is a witchbuh: World History. Too many projects, and Kukwa. Something else that is a witchbuh: Math. Being a stupidly hard subject and having Sawchuk oh so lovingly put questions on tests she NEVER taught us is really fun. …Drama is fun though! Minus our sketchy and witchbuhy supply we had today. A fun excerpt:
Him: You can do this one.
Me: I’ve already done 2 games today.
Him: That’s nice.
Me: …So somebody else should probably do it.
Him: That’s nice. (walks away)
*Everyone playing at front of room. Me still in my seat. Please note: I am not at the front of the room, nor playing the game.*
Him: (Shrugs in a “What the eff are you doing?!” kinda way) What are you doing?!
Me: Not playing since this is a three person game and you chose five people.
Him: (flustered and finally shuts up.)
So that was fun!
8:56
I’m actually looking forward to my architecture class next semester. Even though I know no one in it and the teacher is so old I don’t know what he’s saying, it should be fun. At least it’ll be easy next semester, unlike EVERYTHING I have this semester. Ugh, the workload this semester is a lot. And I still need to get a job at some point. Not like I’m 500$ in debt to my parents or anything.
8:58
It’s Smil’s birthday today. Me and Smil are laptop twinz. Something I like: Random z’s in place of s’.
9:02
For halloween we’re going as Harry Potter characters, as much as this would irritate Rhonda whom I adore. If it doesn’t work out, I would also like to be an Egyptian, or a Roman/Greek. They’re both pretty nifty costumes.
9:03
A fun game: For Jaclyn Moriarty to publish her new dippin’ book, because I can’t really re-read Bindy (spellcheck, don’t you DARE tell me Bindy is incorrectly spelt!) Mackenzie many more times. Dear Jimmy, bring that book to Smil tomorrow. Sincerely, Jimmy. …Dear Jimmy, Actually do not do that. Bring her the year of secret assignments instead. Disregard the previous letter. Sincerely, Jimmy.
9:04
So I really should do that math homework. I didn’t even mean to come update this. My blog was going to be: “Hmm, math homework, or blogging. …Math homework!” Clearly that didn’t work out. Procrastination is one of my specialties.
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By: Jimmy on September 12, 2009 in Uncategorized. Comments (3)
11:34
Last night I had a dream with Smil. I don’t know where we were, (Niagra Falls perhaps?) but she had a green sign-out sheet from guidance. “I have third lunch next semester!” She said this with a very sullen and depressed experssion. To this, I responded with something like “Woo! Now I don’t have to eat lunch alone anymore! Oh, but that sucks. I feel terrible for you.” I don’t have a lot of tact, even in my dreams. The night before that consisted of me looking out my front window, to be greeted by huge spiders on my porch. But not acromantula huge. Almost believable huge. Like, size of your head huge. ‘Dad,” I said. ”I can not clean the porch windows. There is giant spiders.” ”Oh, yes,” He responded. ”There is.” Then I woke up. My dreams kind of lack a climax.
12:03
So this was the first week of school. My first semester is amaaaaaazing. (We need not discuss the second less admirable semester). Like, school is fun. I know, I am currently still quite shocked. Now this is the part of the story where I tell you about my classes.
Math: Ok, well this one kinda sucks. I have Nico in it. Oh and the stump! And it`s going to be incredibly hard considering I don`t know the review from last year.
Drama: Well it`s drama. We play games and talk. Oh, and Courtney, Clinton, and Tanya are in it. So it`s really fun.
French: Clinton, Smil, Nico, Latin Lover, and Lucas are all in this class. And Paloveski`s the teacher, so it doesn`t get much better than that.
World History: WELL, one would expect a bunch of smart people to be in this class, but no, you assumed wrong. It is me, Brynn, and a rather large amount of idiots. And Sam Penney. But the course is really interesting.
12:10
SAC has also started, and it`s been a bit of work already. It`s still fun though, because pretty much our entire group is on it. And I mean, who wouldn`t want to spend more time with His Royal Majesty Shane Phillip John Mackenzie the First! Skinnykins is doing a great job as well.
12:13
Now for a short rant. My laptop keyboard has all your regular letters, numbers, and symbols, but there is also a bunch of random symbols no one would ever use! Here are some examples: É»« Ok, well there`s a lot more, but I don`t know how to use them. Now in this blog entry, you may have noticed some strange puncuation errors. ”What is this,” you may be asking yourself. ”Jimmy rarely makes punctuation errors!” Well my stupid keyboard isn`t letting me do a lot of symbols, and replacing them with fun, different, oh-so useful ones! ÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉéééééééééééé Wow, now that was fun! Thanks keyboard! Therefore, there are no proper apostrophes or question marks as I have not found a way to use them. éééééééÉÉÉÉÉÉéÉÉÉééééééé
12:17
…I was going to write more about all the exciting happenings in my life, but the improper puncuation is driving me insane. Being a perfectionist does not mix well with this. While throwing my laptop out the open window to my immediate left would solve the problem, I`m («– UUUGH!) off to go find a better solution.
12:21
Writin’ n stuff
By: Jimmy on September 6, 2009 in Uncategorized. Comments (2)
11:23
I haven’t blogged in a while. Well, it hasn’t been that long really. Just long considering my pattern before of almost every day. No reason, my life has still been remarkably boring.
11:34
So me and Brynnster went to go see West Side Story the other night. And my family was there too. It was reeeally good though. The singing was perfect, especially Maria, and the whole cast did a really good job. They were pretty much all cast perfectly. My favourite scene is “Tonight”, second favourite is “Officer Krupke”, and third favourite is “America” if anyone was wondering. I want to see it again already.
11:36
SPEAKING of musicals, I’ve decided that Chicago is definitely in my top 5 favourites now. (Dear spell check, STOP CORRECTING MY DIPPIN’ CANADIAN WORDS. “FAVOURITES” IS NOT SPELT WRONG!) The only music I’ve listened to in the past 3 days has been Chicago songs on youtube. I can now say that I know all the words to We both reached for the gun, When you’re good to mama, Nowadays, and almost all of All that jazz. It’s kinda pathetic actually. In my defense, I pick up on lyrics quickly.
11:39
The 5 musicals I Really Want to See
By: Jimmy Long
1: The sound of Music
2: Chicago
3: Wicked
4: Grease
5: West Side Story
As you can see, two are scratched off the list, as I have already seen them. I think Chicago would be amazing on stage, even MY DAD said that wicked is really good (He saw it in Chicago. FUNNY EH?!) and Grease is just a classic. Well not a musical classic. It’s not really a classic at all actually. It’s just good. The end.
11:43
As you all undoubtedly know, I am an aspiring author. Because “Jimmy the Aspiring Author” has a really nice ring to it. I was looking today at a list of teen authors, and there’s like, under 40. Which is pretty scary, but at the same time, how many people my age actually spend their time writing? Well, Smil, but she doesn’t count. Anyways, I was looking through this list, and I saw Christopher Paolini’s name. I knew that he wrote Eragon when he was young, but he wrote it when he was 17. I hate Eragon, but that’s beside the point. I was thinking how much longer I’d have, and then I realized that that’s a year from how old I am now. So if I keep going with the book I’m attempting to write now, it would be done and sent in a year. I’m very motivated right now.
11:51
So now I have a question. All 3, 4, even 5 of you who possibly read this, please answer. What would your ideal first chapter (not prologue) of a book be? It’s tough, I know.
11:52
So I’m going to sleep now. That whole school thing is starting soon, and everyone knows how annoying I am when I’m tired during a school day! …Don’t comment on that.
-11:55-
I MISS RHONDA.
By: Jimmy on September 2, 2009 in Uncategorized. Comments (2)
10:05
In case any of you were wondering, “How many times has Jimmy blogged?!” I will let you in on that little secret. FIVE TIMES. That makes this, THE SIXTH. Since seven is my favourite number and also the number of horcruxes Voldemort intended to make because the number has magical properties, THAT one will be special.
10:07
So I have recently discovered photoshop. I really like it, and it’s really fun, but I find it kinda hard to find good tutorials. Like, there’s lots of good ones, but I don’t want to spend time cropping pictures and drawing with the horrific pen tool. Which a lot of them demand I do.
10:08
Here are two of my wonderful creations so far:
I’m actually pretty proud of both of them, although I think I like the spaceish one a little more. It looks a lot better when it’s bigger, but whatever.
10:14
These last two days have been registration, which LET ME TELL YOU, have been SO much fun. Haha, no. They were not. At all. I was honoured with the oh so wonderful job of accounting. Both days. Basically we get an envelope with a gazillion reciepts and a crap load of money, and then we count them and make them balance. I think out of the 30 we did I had around 2 that actually balanced perfectly. Such an annoying job.
10:17
Then after we finished alphabetizing every dippin reciept and then checking off who and who doesnt get a yearbook on a list, me and my mother drove to downtown Galt. While I looked approximately 5 times, there was never any sign of pauline. So that was depressing. But we DID park right outside of malfoy manor, so that made my day. Then we got my bus pass, and a fun new binder for school! What a crazy day.
10:20
I miss Rhonda. I should be there for her in her time of need (MIKEY-POO IS LEAVING D: ) but Courtney`s all `Nooo, she doesn`t want you at her hooouse.`Which is a load of crap because Rhonda adores me.
10:22
Now I am leaving, because I just remembered I have to get up bright and early to go to the dippin school AGAIN. But maybe the prince will be there… One can only hope!
-10:23-
